I won’t get preachy here other than to say stay informed, follow the best practices, and wash your damn hands.Β I have posted plenty of that on Facebook.
Print, solve, & re-post!
Print it & complete with a pen, pencil, crayon, marker, or whatever.Β Then take a photo & post it on your favorite social media site, and tag me; @AiXeLsyD13(Twitter & Instagram)
You can even download it & use a note app or one like PicsArt on your phone to complete the maze, then share it too.Β Share it on Pinterest.Β Lots of people are looking for stuff to do right now.Β I’d love to see how far this (or any of my mazes) can go.
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Here’s some stuff I posted on Instagram but not really here;Β
Did you see the first post and the last post about the maze mugs?Β Mike has been doing some fun stuff, and I have (very slowly) been working on mazes for the box.Β Also, Mike posted some fun stuff:
So, what do you think? Want to see mazes on anything else? Want them solvable? Like that packaging or love it? Check out Mike’s other stuff on Instagram!Β He has been making some killer skateboard decks and a topical T-shirt.
I won’t get into the COVID-19 / Novel Coronavirus outbreak here, but if you’re bored in quarantine… remember you can do all of my mazes.Β It’d be cool if you finished one, posted on the social media platform of your choice & tagged me.
I need to put a maze on a guitar. I need to update photos of my collection. I want to catalog them here since the sites I have found to do it don’t really suit my needs. Add that to the endless list of unnecessary projects to be completed “someday.”
I may be missing some.Β Not sure?Β I have seen so many local shows, I don’t know if I ever actually played some oft-frequented venues. It’s amazing how many places I have played that are gone.
I know I am missing a bar in Kitanning, and the names of a few places.Β Maybe even a private show or two?Β If you know of some, help me out!
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We have gotten some great feedback so far, and I dig it!
I really appreciate Mike helping take my mazes to something other than doodles on paper piling up here at the house, or floating out there in the cyberspace ether unnoticed.Β Ha ha.Β I am unable to determine the correct path on how to go about making a book and if there would even be an audience for just mazes.Β I’m really not into making a theme other than “here are some mazes” outside the occasional inspiration for something else that’s goofy.Β (Or on something that’s goofy.)
Well. They’re not all Halloween themed. But they’re all mazes. I messed around with some of them in PicsArt and Instagram.
Try a few. Get the solutions on your social media of choice. Tag me in it. I’m always @AiXeLsyD13 unless someone is being a butthole and takes it first for some reason even though it’s my handle across all platforms.
This is mainly a re-post/revision of a Facebook status.Β I’m still in awe, even a few days later.
You probably read about it, saw it, or heard it in WTAE, WPXI, or KDKA.Β You may have even seen it somewhere else.Β This woman (in a feat worthy of “Florida Man”) walked into a Walmart to relieve herself.Β The problem with that is that she did it not only in the produce section, but on some produce.Β Potatoes.Β I personally like my potatoes mashed, not micturated.
I have so many thoughts about this.
The BEST part is that Walmartβ» had to release a statement assuring that they threw out the produce and disinfected the area. I mean, silly of me to assume that would be the case.
I have seen some Walmart bathrooms, and I may have supported this choice in this instance. They also close for “cleaning” often.
She doesn’t remember doing it? How did she find out? Did she see herself on Facebook? Did someone call and tell her? There needs to be a TV show that reenacts such shenanigans.Β (Sounds like she saw herself on TV.Β Imagine going to get a haircut, then calling the lawyer, then going to the police.Β Or maybe the lawyer prompted the haircut?)
How do you overcome “stagefright?” I like to pee alone, not in public.
I want a T-shirt with her picture in the middle of the Walmart star logo with the caption “I put the P in potato!”
Grace Under (Bladder) Pressure
I hope she didn’t drive to or from the Walmart.
I have been drunk, but never blackout drunk.Β I’m in awe.Β I wonder if in 2019 she can turn this into becoming a social media celebrity?
I hope she gets whatever ind of help she needs, and I hope no one bought the pee-tatoes unknowingly.Β Although, they may grow in poop… So, there is that.Β I would definitely advise her to have a trusted friend or handler with her at all times while drinking.Β I can’t imagine having to deal with the aftermath.
I remember posting a video on the now-defunct PittsburghBeat.com one time about this naked dude who while high on PCP after running from a stripper’s house ran across the divided highway on Banksville Road and ended up being tasered (again, while naked) by police and taken to the extremely cold ground in the snow.Β Months or years later, the guy sent an email asking for it to be taken down so he could move on with life.Β It mentioned but didn’t really threaten legal action.Β After all, it was a news story I dunno how youΒ could “scrub” it.Β But, I can see the whole thing not boding well if a prospective employer were to Google you before hiring.
The only other song I remember about pee is an AiXeLsyD one, and I can’t shamelessly self promote something that is probably less embarrassing that peeing on potatoes in Walmart, can they?
Here are potatoes from my garden this year, no one has peed on them:
In parting, I call for your comments.Β Please share your favorite potato recipes (like this or this), your favorite drinking stories, or your favorite pee/Grace Brown/Walmart/Potatoes jokes.
World (and Lunar) Domination 
