Category Archives: artwork

In a maze mood, I guess.

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I drew another one.  I felt like it for some reason.  Nothing like a new pen & a small drawing tablet for inspiration, I guess.  At any rate, if so inclined… print this, finish it, scan it or take a photo, and post it in the comments.  (Or attempt it in Paint, paint.NET, Gimp, Photoshop, or whatever.)

2012-01-14 MAZE

Don’t be afraid. I think this one should be pretty easy.

✍️ EDIT!  SHAMELESS PLUG! ✍️

This is the most consistently visited page on my blog, and I’d love to know where the traffic is coming from!  Can you leave a comment?  Also, in addition to all of my mazes here, I have some on Pinterest, and you can now buy my first book: So I Finally Made a Maze Book.

I humbly ask that if you have enjoyed my mazes over the years or are just landing here now, you buy one for $6 in paperback, or $3 on Kindle if you’re interested or can afford it.  I’d appreciate a review on Amazon and GoodReads!

I also have some fancy swag at TeePublic and RedBubble!

I hope to make some more books & merch soon.  Thanks for reading!

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AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion Mazes

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I’ve obviously been in a maze mood lately.  I found some old AiXeLsyD & Gasoline Dion themed mazes.  At the request of a friend, I also made some AiXeLsyD & Gasoline Dion music available for download.

Help AiXeLsyD get to the American Music Café!

Help AiXeLsyD get to the American Music Café!

✪ Download AiXeLsyD Vol. 1-3! ✪

Help Gasoline Dion get to the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern!

Help Gasoline Dion get to the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern!

✪ Download Gasoline Dion’s Loading Noise! ✪

I’m going to have to make up an Ernie and the Berts maze!  At any rate, print these out, and try to solve them while jamming to my extinct musical projects, and send me a photo or scan of the completed maze!

The downloads are zip files.  If you don’t know how to unzip files, learn.  Also, check out my other mazes if you liked these ones.

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I felt like drawing a maze.

Posted on by Standard 21

Here’s another maze.  I don’t always get a response to these, but I do like to draw ’em.  Maybe someday someone will print, attempt, then send me a photo or scan of said attempt/solution.  I made this one pretty easy.  There should be a few ways through.

I drew a more difficult one the other night, but sadly the paper is too big for my scanner, and I went all the way to the edge.  I’ll have to get it scanned elsewhere.

At any rate, if so inclined, print & finish (or use a photo editor) and post the result!

Maze 01/13/2012

Click for the full size...

Post your solution in the comments!

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Guitar Lessons (Poster?)

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This is awesome.  That’s all.  Not sure if this is the original source, seems to be everywhere.  You may have seen it already.  At any rate, I dig it, and I was compelled to share.  You can find some of these at a higher resolution, but I haven’t found all of the close-ups.  If you have more, please share!

GUITAR LESSONS - Master Class

GUITAR LESSONS - Master Class

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…blah blah blah Food Allergy blah blah blah blah.

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Sad, but true.

blah blah blah food allergy blah blah blah blah

Image via Food Allergy Fun

I encourage you to read more at Food Allergy Fun!  Hey, we all have to maintain some sense of humor about food allergies, and when we laugh at excellent cartoons like this, we know we’re all in it together & not alone (like it feels sometimes).

Follow Tiffany on Twitter for more cartoons as they happen!  I’m (obviously) a big fan.

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Batman Infographic: Every (Significant) Bat-Suit Ever [ScreenRant.com]

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I just wanted to share this, because it’s awesome.  It’s cool to see the bat-suits in the same style rather than just cut & pasted from their sources.

The source: Batman Infographic: Every (Significant) Bat-Suit Ever | Screen Rant.

Click through for the big one.

ScreenRant.com | Batman Infographic: Every (Significant) Bat-Suit Ever - By Ben Moore

ScreenRant.com | Batman Infographic: Every (Significant) Bat-Suit Ever - By Ben Moore

This is by Ben Moore. As it says in the graphic, check out:

ScreenRant.com ⌘ @BenAndrewMoore

BenjaminAndrewMoore.com ⌘ BAM@BenjaminAndrewMoore.com

Screen Rant FB ⌘ Benjamin Moore FB

…and thanks to the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader blog for calling this to my attention!

Batman: an iconic superhero whose powers are r...

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Guitar stereotypes are always fun:

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So, where do my favorite toys fall on this amusing scale from Gearpipe?

GearPipe.com | Trustworthiness of Guitars Scale

GearPipe.com | Trustworthiness of Guitars Scale

I do have to say…  I don’t get why the Prince guitar is for repugnant individuals.  I guess if you’re not Prince, it is a goofy axe to sling.  I am glad that the boring Washburn/Jackson/Ibanez shape is all the way on the left though.  I just can’t get behind them.  I’m not sure why the oh-so-common Les Paul and Stratocaster shapes convey any level of trustworthiness of the player.  Perhaps I’m over-thinking.  This is quite amusing nonetheless.

Seriously though, I can’t find any of these…

Dewey Decibel FlipOut

Dewey Decibel FlipOut

Galveston - B.B. Stone

Galveston - B.B. Stone

Six Flags Batman Guitar

Six Flags Batman Guitar

If you’re quick and lucky, you can win a copy of this poster from Guitar Noize.

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Sat.08/27 @ GOOSKI’S! – The Dirty Charms / Ernie and the Berts / What Else? – 21+/$5/10:00pm (via Ernie and the Berts)

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I love Gooski’s. It’s a relaxing hole in the wall with a killer jukebox and ridiculously awesome honey BBQ wings. It’s always cool to play a place you’re so comfortable in, so please come out to this one, hang out, & have a fun time with Ernie and the Berts as we rock out with the Dirty Charms & What Else?.

Sat.08/27 @ GOOSKI'S! - The Dirty Charms / Ernie and the Berts / What Else? - 21+/$5/10:00pm GOOSKI’S.  That’s all I need to say.  Come early, stay late.  Rock out with some cheap beers, tasty wings & pierogies.  We all need a night of debauchery in Polish Hill every once in a while.  That’s what your favorite local rock n’ roll bands are for!  What Else? channels some glam, Ernie and the Berts will make you feel scuzzy & fuzzy, and the Dirty Charms just may make you need to take a shower… Read More

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Your attendance is required.

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Sun. 08/14 @ The Fallout Shelter:

☢ Ernie and the Berts
☢ Hopeless Otis
☢ The Awful Waffles

$5 / 21+ / 9:00pm

Click the link for details & links to the venue & other bands.

Sun.08/14 @ The Fallout Shelter - Ernie and the Berts/Hopeless Otis/The Awful Waffles - $5/21+/9:00pm Beat the heat, not your meat!  Hang out in the cool relaxing not-humid soothing basement of Sheffield Lanes… a little place we like to call the Fallout Shelter.  Well, they called it that, so that’s why we call it that.  We didn’t name it.  Although, it is a pretty good name.  For some reason, they like us there, and keep letting us come back.  Randy just may be a little insane.  That’s OK, I think we are too.  At any rate, they have good drink … Read More

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