Ernie and the Berts “Toybox” | Official Music Video!


This was a project by our friends Jason & Terry.  Luckily, they needed a band and we were up for making a video.  I know I’m pleased with the results!

Ernie and the Berts owes these cats some thanks as well as Jonathan and Naveed for starring along with Jason & the band… and Erin and Lynn for giving up their house for a day.

Almost forgot, Brendan for helping us record this thing & his patience!

Hopefully, you dig the song and the video.  We’re (of course) interested in your thoughts/critique/reviews/compliments/criticisms/etc.!

Numbers Stations


Numbers Stations.  I want to say that I’ve heard of them before, but recently they’ve popped up in a Fringe episode and in Uncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader, and they’ve piqued my interest.  Ham Radio always seemed cool to me, and growing up in the 80’s there was a very USA vs. USSR cold war spy thing going on that feeds into my interest of these things.

The general consensus is that these number stations are broadcasting some type of code, most likely with a “one-time” pad which would make each code  impossible to crack unless you had the key.

What are they doing now though?  The cold war’s over, right?  What’s their use?  Spies are still out there & active, apparently.

The UJ article Numbers on the Radio is a really good read!  It lead me to search the internet and come across these recordings free for the downloading: http://www.archive.org/details/ird059

This kind of stuff fascinates me.  I’m definitely going to have to read more on the subject!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AllergyEats interview with CEO of FAAN…


I’ve been meaning to reblog this for a a few days, but it’s been a hell of a week.  I haven’t posted any food allergy propaganda in a while, so I figured it may be time.

Check out this article from AllergyEats: An interview with Julia Bradsher, CEO of FAAN

An excerpt that got me a little excited:

Restaurant legislation is starting to get introduced in other states, too.

In Pennsylvania, House Bill 45 would require training programs designed to prepare candidates for certification exams to include training on food allergies, including a video and written materials.

Legislation in PA?  I need to do a little more research and some letter-writing.

While I generally would like to see a consumer-driven allergy-friendly service movement because I feel the “want to” motivation is better than the “have to” motivation, I don’t see legislation like this as a bad thing at all.  More education, information, and training on food allergies can only help everyone involved… and  hopefully over time help food allergy issues to be taken more seriously than they currently are.

While you’re over checking out the AllergyEats site, don’t forget they’re giving away free T-shirts!

 


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The Dewey Deceibel FlipOut Guitar


FlipOut Guitars

FlipOut Guitars

I have a problem with weird guitars.  I’m drawn to them.  I love the classic Les Paul shape and sound, but something about goofy-looking guitars really speaks to me.  I’ve blogged before about my Galveston B.B. Stone, and drooled over the fanboy/kitsch factor of the Millennium Falcon guitar.  Now, I’d like to blog about my most recent 6-string purchase… the Dewey Decibel FlipOut Guitar.

I was drawn to the goofiness when I saw it somewhere online.  I even saw it hanging in Pittsburgh Guitars once, but I had no play money at the time, and couldn’t justify getting the thing.

I bought it through ebay a while ago, as my last band (Gasoline Dion) was kind of petering itself out of existence.  I hadn’t really gotten the chance to use it on stage until recently.  It always draws out a question or admiration.  I don’t think I’ve drawn ire from anyone yet… except the expressed-yet-repressed hatred that my friend and guitar-guru Dave has toward just the general idea of the thing.

Dewey Decibel FlipOut Models

Dewey Decibel FlipOut Models

Yet despite his disdain for the abomination of an axe, Dave did help me install some GFS pickups to replace the stock ones… since I do like that beefier fat-Strat sound.  They’re some great pickups for the price.  Ernie and the Berts recently recorded a demo, and I’m quite happy with the tone coming from the guitar.  I also like the feel of the frets.  This has become my “it” guitar of the moment.

The weird thing about these guitars other than the backwards body is the color schemes and names.  I oddly enough chose the “Lit Cigarette” color scheme.  I wouldn’t mind  a black pick-guard, but I don’t think you can walk into any guitar shop and just pick one up.

Eric Aixelsyd - Dewey Decibel FlipOut Guitar Lit Cigarette

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Obviously, I like the whimsical/goofy factor with this thing, and my “stage name” being ERiC AiXeLsyD, I felt that that backwards guitar should certainly fit that quite well.

I’m glad that Dewey Decibel makes this guitar, and I’m glad that I found one… or it found me.  I’d love to see photos of other FlipOuts in action.  I know they even have basses if you want some backwards bottom-end.  They may just be prototypes, their web page hasn’t changed for quite some time… and as it last stands they’re available for pre-order, “to be filled in 2005.”

If you have one of these guitars, or know someone who does… post photos!

The Toybox


So, Ernie and the Berts got a demo done…

Take a listen, and let me know what you think!

(I had to do a little WordPress code cheating to get the player in here, but the preview works… let’s hope it sticks.)

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Camp Song Books


I’ve had a task in mind and in progress for a few years now, I need to make new camp song books.  It’s for a church camp where I participate several weekends out of the year as well as a full week during the summer.

I’d like the books to be usable by other groups if they want ’em, and have even thought about scrapping the book idea entirely and just using something to feed the projector that the camp has… but then you deal with the whole song being too much for a screen, and someone’s got to “flip pages”… could turn into a mess.  I’ve also thought about putting them all on an easel… but I’ve amassed a collection of ridiculous proportions.  Also, neither of these are practical at night around a campfire which is my favorite camp song setting.

There’s also the “what to include” trap.  We have a book with a lot of songs that are (to me) traditional, I’d like to add some newer ones, and have even entertained the idea of writing some of my own.  Some of the songs that I like, or that people want to sing, I really don’t have good chord progressions to back them up… and I need to get those.  Some songs, I have 3 or 4 different chord progressions and they all sound off or terrible.  I try to dumb it all down and change the key so I’m playing G, C, D, Am, & Em mostly.  Some songs have the dreaded Bm.  B, Bm, & Bm7, how I hate you.  I’m not a great guitar player by any means, but if you can strum through some chord changes… you should be able to play anything in the book.  Yeah, the songs can be corny or goofy, but I feel that it’s an important group fellowship dynamic to have that sing-along time.  It’s also a memorable part of the whole camp experience.

There’s also the alternate lyrics/verses issue.  People really take liberties with hymns, and it’s always been that way.  With some songs, I have a plethora of verses.  Some songs have alternate melodies or arrangements.  Some songs have lines changed or have been lanced with inclusive language.  (On a side issue, I know I’m UCC and on the whole it’s an incredibly liberal organization as far as Christian Churches go… but I don’t understand who’s so offended by gender-specific pronouns and why they need to change old hymns – Just write new ones and don’t mess with the words people have been singing for decades, or don’t sing the songs that you don’t like.)

I guess I generally like things to be more fluid than final, and I never have a “perfect” book idea in mind… but I need to get one done.  Here are some ideas that I’ve had…

  • A song book with a lo-fi companion CD of how exactly the songs go would be pretty cool.  (Maybe even two tracks each, one w/ vocals, one w/o so you can campfire karaoke.)
  • Mini 3-ring binders?  Would make adding songs awesome… but could get costly, and perhaps it’d make it too easy for pages to fall out?
  • Chord progressions, not just lyrics in the song books.  Lots of campers and counselors can play… so having all of the song books be the “master” would be good.
  • No page numbers.  Just look for the title of the song.  (We’re plagued by 2 or 3 different “editions” of the same song book with songs being on different pages and what-not.)  Then again, a song book without an index would be ridiculous…  maybe.

I’d appreciate the thoughts of any other camp song people, songwriters, guitar players, or any other musicians out there… or anyone who’s interested in becoming one.

 

Cake-Baking Hooligans


Testing out this Blackbird Pie Tweet-embedder that WordPress is talking about…

Apparently all I have to do it put the tweet’s url on a line all its own, and it imports the whole thing.  Pretty snazzy.

Really though… if I rode around in the back of my Subie or in the back of the wife’s Scion (assuming the seat was down), I’m pretty sure I’d get a ticket.  Even if I had the Ark of the Covenant that we had just rescued from the infamous  secret government warehouse… I’m pretty sure I’d still get a ticket.  Yet, these people on TV get a free pass.

Not that I’m a staunch seat-belt law supporter… but it is a law now, and I wear one as it has saved me from serious injury in the past.  Maybe I’m completely off base, as this does happen in other states where they might not have click-it-or-ticket laws.  I remember riding with my cousins in the back of my dad’s GMC pickup (with a cap) from here all the way to Myrtle Beach when I was a little kid.  Nobody died, and it was actually a fun trip.

I just think it’s funny that one can do something illegal on camera, broadcast it, and face no repercussions… yet I park on the street in from of my house 1 or 2 days a year on a non-holiday weekday between certain hours or on a street-sweeping day and I get a ticket.

 

“games with pet gremlins” ?


I’m easily amused, I thought I’d share some recent search terms that brought people to my little corner of the internet.

“ernie and the berts” (We’re famous!)
“f.u.n. the ass” gardy loo lyrics (A humorously offensive song… look it up!)
“john maher” “activist”
admiral snackbar
advertisement letter
allergen signage
allergen warning signs
allergen warning signs for display
allergy to pizza hut cheese but not othe
alliteration examples about food at wend (…an advertising agent?)
american community survey
american community survey 2010
american community survey penalty
american community survey reviews
american community survey scam
an alliteration about lunchtime (…the Wendy’s guy?)
annoying people with allergies  (That’s me!  Google was spot on here…)
arby’s dipping sauce
baby: secret of the lost legend
best way to cook hot dogs without a gril
boba invoice
books about letters
childhood favorite movies
chili cook flyers
colonel sanders spaceballs
consumer satisfaction regarding pizzas (Oh boy, they need to read ALL my blog posts…)
data vs. c3po
death taco (…Would be an excellend band name.)
does dunkin donuts products have crustac (…ians?  See!  I’m not the only one.)
does title 13 require the census be sent (According to the Census Bureau, yes.)
dunkin donuts allergy information
e.t. mimozemšťan (Google Translate identified it as Czech? Translates to “E.T. Alien”)
eagle guitar korea (I really wish I could find out more about these guys.)
ellajones@us.mcd.com (Comes up all the time… perhaps a Google News crawler?)
fail blog about wendys food
fail blog wendys review
fails wendy reveiw
fallout shelter bridgeville (Wrong town if you’re looking for the venue…)
fart domination (Would be a great punk band name… but what the holy hell was this person searching for?)
food allergy massachusetts
galveston b.b. stone (I really wish I could find out more about these guys.)
games with pet gremlins (Not Marco Polo…)
giant eagle shop n save cheaper
giving up on 65.55.92.168.   (Why did this come to my blog?)
how to cook totino’s pizza rolls without
ice formations crazy
inbred rape limbless mother (I hope this is about that X-Files episode.)
john maher pa
kuhns vs giant eagle (Spoiler alert: Giant Eagle wins.)
lactose intolerant to pizza hut
little billy’s letters charles manson
macdonalds ‘domination’
making a revenge of the nerds costume
mcdonalds “bog card”
message 1051 (Still a royal pain in everyone’s ass.)
mog spaceballs
mutant crocodile (…Why did this bring you here?)
my life at mcdonalds (_____!)
old fashioned buttermilk
original trilogy
pacific shrimp taco taco bell did it sel
penalty for not recycling canonsburg
pictures shellfish allergy (…Anaphylaxsis fetishists?)
pizza hut allergy
pizza hut guidelines for sanitation (Here they are: _______ )
pizza hut ingredients 2010
pizza hut sauce contains fish (…It does?)
pizza hut, allergy info
pizza rolls totino’s
pizza the hutt
r2d2 knit hat
rep john maher
scott bergren pizza hut email
scott kausky (Scott is good people!)
search ella.jones@us.mcd.com (Comes up all the time… perhaps a Google News crawler?)
shortcode 1051
shortcode error on phone
snyder of berlin vs snyder’s of hanover
square guitar (Rules!)
star wars tessellation (You mean Subway’s cheese tessellation issues… or Star Destroyers, tessellated?)
subway competitor
taco bell store emails
totinos pizza rolls microwave directions
trick or treat my dog scared the crap ou
waltham, ma. wendy’s sonnnnnnn (Got the munchies?)
we are the vandals
we gettin tiered of punkrock blink 1082
wendy’s sonnnnnnn, waltham, ma
what if i dont fill out the american com (See title 13…)
why does pizza make me poop? (I don’t know, but it makes me poop too.)
wookie leia boob (The best band name ever?)
план ада чистилища и рая данте (Google Translate identified it as Bulgarian? Translates to “Plan chistilishta hell and heaven Dantb”)