Posting #25XmasSongs – Part 1 ๐ŸŽ„


I have been trying to post a Christmas song per day since the beginning of December.ย  I think I make a new YouTube playlist every year.ย  (I must have set YouTube to tweet when I add videos to playlists way back… because it seems to be doing that with the stuff I’m adding.)

I enjoy some Christmas albums, but seem to have found a bunch of random songs that I like over the years.ย  Some traditional, some quite the opposite.ย  Here’s the first batch.ย  There is no rhyme or reason or favorite order or anything.

Post some of your favorite Winter Holiday songs in the comments.ย  Links to videos, album names, artists, etc.ย  Show me what you dig!

1. No Doubt – “Oi To the World”ย  (Vandals cover!)

2. MxPx – “Xmas Night of the Living Dead”

3. Willie Nelson – “Silent Night”

4. Run DMC – “Christmas in Hollis” (The A.K.A.’s do a neat cover too.)

5. Johnny Cash – “What Child Is This?”

6. RAMONES – “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)”

7. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – “This Time of Year”

8. Bing Crosby & David Bowie – “Little Drummer Boy”

9. D.I. – “Mr. Grinch”

10. Laurie Berkner – “Santa’s Coming to My House Tonight”

Caption This! Butterscotch in the Christmas Tree. ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽ„


My wife got a great shot of our cat Butterscotch in the Christmas tree. ย I know some amusing people. ย Let’s have a caption contest in the comments!

Butterscotch in the Christmas Tree

Caption this in the comments!

I got some funny ones too, but Bethany‘s shot takes the cake:

 

Are You Serving #Cookies or #Dookies? Click to not break your guests’ hearts.


Nothing kills holidayย cheerย faster than when someone offers you Christmas cookies; you gleefully accept and are presented withย a tray covered in little jelly-filled things, lemon bars, and crap with nuts or coconuts all over it.

“Cookies” implies deliciousness, like chocolate chip, Hershey’s Kiss or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup cookies, peanut butter cookies (fork-pressed cross-hatches with no chunks of nuts), Rice Krispies treats (in any iteration including chocolate and peanut butter shenanigans), Christmas wreaths, or even lady-locks or lady-fingers (or whatever you call them). ย I’ll even give you buckeyes.

“Cookies” does not include anything with jelly in the middle, anything with nuts on or in it, lemon squares, Fig Newtons, anything with coconut shavings or flavoring. ย These are (in a term coinedย by my friend Saurav I believe) in fact “Dookies.”

Cookies vs. Dookies

Sugar cookies and shortbread are barely passable as cookies.ย (Sorry, Eat n’ Park.)

Pizelles can be tricky. ย Some of them are delicious, and some taste like what I imagine licking the inside of a dumpster in August would be like. ย If you use a spice called annis that sounds almost like anus, you get what you deserve.

Chocolate covered pretzels, Oreos, peanut butter crackers, etc. are acceptable.

Red licorice is OK, black licorice is not.

Thumbprints can be tricky too. ย If they have chocolate icing, usually only the icing is edible. ย The rest is tasteless powder formed into a cup of lies.

Do we need someone to make a flow chart? ย Are you getting this? ย Don’t ruin someone’s Christmas by offering cookies when you’re presenting dookies.

Please, sort it out in the comments.

Merry Christmas 2013!


So, I haven’t blogged much over the last year or so.ย  The new job has me out & around… not near a desk with time on my hands to save a draft & come back to it later.ย  I also have less time to monkey around on the internet as it’s mostly taken up by our sweet little girl once I am home.ย  Speaking of home, that’s new too.ย  We finally bought a house and are no longer renters!

Check out our little sweet pea in an album on Facebook if you’re interested.ย  This was the day after moving, and 2 days after Molly turned six months old.ย  Photos by Kristina Serafini.ย  This was the one we chose for the Christmas card this year:

Stationery Card
View the entire collection of cards.

Hopefully I can adapt how I blog, maybe use the android app… to get my thoughts out there. Maybe it’ll be shorter less link-filled stuff. Maybe not. Maybe I can do drafts with the phone and edit/post/link/add media later.

The house is taking some time to get set up, but eventually I’ll have all my toys in a room that will make blogging and computer time easier.ย  I also have a nice workbench now so I should be able to monkey with my guitars more often.ย  I have some ideas to put into play.

This has been a crazy year.ย  New job, new baby, new house.ย  What’s next?

How have things been for everyone out there in WordPress land?

In the spirit of Christmas, check out this post, and join in:

Party Light Bulbs


The other day, this Facebook status fell on deaf ears.

So, I ask again:

Party Light

Party Light

Ever see those colored light bulbs in the store labeled “Party Lights”? I must have been invited to the wrong parties all these years. I have never been to a party with party lights. Please, if you’ve been to (or thrown) one of these zany-lighting parties… tell me what it’s like!

G.E.ยฎ Party Light Bulbs in Various Colors – 6 Pack – Standard Incandescent Bulbs

I’d like to be invited to a party with pink or blue or green light bulbs.ย  Sure, I’ve seen the yellow ones in action keeping bugs off of a porch, and red ones in a dark room… and black lights (& the cheap black lights that don’t make stuff glow very well), but I’ve never seen party lights used for a party.ย  I’ve eveseen Christmas lights strung up for a party.ย  That can’t compare to the whimsical hilarity of putting in a green light bulb!

Free Swag From Guitar Center!


So, did you read the last post about the Guitalele & Guitar Center’s price match guarantee?ย  The whole thing is pretty awesome, especially if you’re a musician and you actively purchase gear.ย  It’s worth checking out, so click that link.

Once you’ve read that, this will make sense:

The gig bag & the stand are a perfect fit!ย  Thanks again to Luke for the excellent customer service, and to YaJagoff for sparking it!

Guitar Center does me a solid, and I didn’t even initiate it.


On the Saturday before Christmas, we were headed to a family gathering & gift exchange.ย  On the way, we stopped at Guitar Center in Monroeville so I could pick up a book of Christmas Carols that I had seen at the Guitar Center in Robinson.ย  I didn’t find the same book, but was pleased with two that I did find.

Guitalele GL1

Guitalele GL1 (Photo credit: matsuyuki)

Usually, I’m the one who lollygags in guitar stores, but the wife has taken up the ukulele, and over the past few years she’s the one that lingers near the ever-growing uke section at music stores.ย  In Monroeville’s Guitar Center, the ukes were right by the music books, so we both started looking.ย  Bethany was the first to spot our newest acquisition… The Yamaha GL1 “Guitalele“.ย  We both were fascinated by it, and I played with it a little as she asked “Do you want this as an early Birthday present?”

At first, I said no and went to hang it back up, but flipped over the price tag and saw that it was $99.99.ย  She gave me the “just get it” look, so we both new I just landed an early birthday present.ย  I do enjoy the wife’s ukulele, but the GCEA tuning did always mess with me.ย  Now I can play the ukulele without having to play the ukulele.ย  Although, if tuned “properly” the guitalele should be ADGCEA.ย  Of course, I dropped it to E because I didn’t like pretending it was a guitar with a capo on the 5th fret.ย  Although, I may have to get thicker strings or just suck it up & put it back in the A tuning.ย  They’re sort of like rubber-bands at this point.

Well, that’s just the first part of the story.ย  The second part stems from some interactions on Twitter.ย  I’ll try to post it all here as it happened, thanks to @YaJagoff and Luke from Guitar Center.

A simple question.ย  I gave the easy, flippant, and predictable answer.ย  Rock musicians are supposed to rail against the establishment and big business, right?ย  Well, Guitar Center proves to be awesome here…

These are the links I sent to Luke at Yourvoice@guitarcenter.com:

I only half-jokingly asked “Any chance I could get a gig bag or stand for free?”ย  I mean, it never hurts to ask, right?

I was met with a response saying I was getting both of them for free!ย  We discussed shipping details & the right size gig bag in a few more email exchanges… but they’re now on the way to me via UPS.

I’ve written to companies before, but I’ve never had any of them seek me out on a social media platform in a conversation that wasn’t even addressed to them.ย  It’s pretty cool that Guitar Center believes in theirย price guarantee so much that they actively go after any perceived detraction.ย  It’s also cool that they’ll not only go up against brick-and-mortar stores, but online retailers too.

That being said, the “little guys” could argue that they have no way to compete.ย  They can’t buy in quantities & therefore probably not at such a low price… so there’s no way they can pass on such savings.ย  Free enterprise, supply & demand, competition, it’s all very interesting & a continually evolving battle.

At any rate, I win out here… with a free gig bag & stand.ย  So, thanks to Ya Jagoff!!! & Luke for helping to set the whole thing into motion!ย  I’ll post some photos of the gig bag & stand as soon as I have them.

So, does the Guitalele count as a guitar in my “13 Guitars in 2013” goal?

Horrible Christmas Presents…


So if you’re looking for a Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa or Festivus gift… You may not want to go with these, unless you’re trying to give some kind of hint that you don’t like the recipient. I’ve heard them advertised on the radio lately, and they’re both just ridiculous.

Go nuts over Fresh Balls!

Go nuts over Fresh Balls!

Fresh Balls – “So Fresh. So Dry.” | It is what it sounds like. Some kind of deodorant, lotion, or talc for application to your apparently sweaty coin purse.ย  Maybe I’m not active or sweaty enough, but I’ve never considered this a real problem.ย  They advertise buying it for someone as a gift.ย  Who’s damp smelly package are you close to on a regular basis?ย  I have some good friends, and I’ve thankfully never smelled their family jewels.ย  If I ever do smell someone’s nether-regions, I’ll be sure to tell them about Fresh Balls.

โœ” Badass colors โœ” Badass patterns โœ” Badass warranty

โœ” Badass colors โœ” Badass patterns โœ” Badass warranty

Seats of Anarchy – “Custom toilet seats for hard asses.” | I love some good terrible wordplay, but the name is almost as atrocious as the idea. I’ve never watched Sons of Anarchy, but do they poop a lot?ย  If they did, I could see the point to this then.ย  If your man cave is your bathroom… maybe this would be appropriate?ย  Someone better get their Copyright and/or Trademark lawyers on this pretty quickly.ย  Nothing says badass like a camouflage toilet seat, or one with barbed wire.ย  Guarantee that all your guests will hover!ย  “Designer” toilet seats for manly men and bikers…ย  It sounds like a crappy idea.ย  Get it?ย  Crappy?ย  Toilet seat?ย  Ugh.

So, what have you seen lately what would make a horrible holiday present?ย  Anything as bad as (or worse than) these?

Calvin and Hobbes


Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes has been popping up over & over on my radar lately.ย  It was such an incredible strip, and Bill Watterson was awesome for taking such control of his creation.ย  No Saturday morning cartoons ruining your interpretation of Hobbes, no live action travesties like the Garfield movies.ย  No licensing, no over-saturation, no Calvin air fresheners.ย  Just pure, simple, beautifully drawn comic panels with wisdom & wit out the wazoo.

Not that there haven’t been countless Calvin and Hobbes bootleg T-shirts, and the notorious “Calvin peeing” stickers that could express your distaste for anything from a car make to a political figure.ย  Bill Watterson encouraged me to look at both sides of every issue, taught me many things about friendships, and taught me all about artistic integrity.

Imagination is a powerful tool, and morbid snowmen are the funniest things ever.ย  I still need to get The Complete Calvin and Hobbes one of these days.

Here are some fun things I’ve found lately:

Originality

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery

Snow Sharks

Calvin & Hobbes Snowman Cartoons

Townsfolk

Calvin and Hobbes | Snowmen

Shameless plugs notwithstanding, there’s also the AiXeLsyD song:

And, the “better” quality audio:

Calvin and Hobbes AiXeLsyD – “Calvin & Hobbes”

Please, share your favorite Calvin and Hobbes images, sites, memories, books, quotes, panels, strips, etc. in the comments below!

I’ll start a board on Pinterest.

Saturday December 17th – A punk rock party at the Fallout Shelter!


Reposted from ErnieAndTheBerts.com – A punk rock show to melt your face:

Insanity. Chaos. Deafening yet hooky melodies. Beer.ย  If these all seem like good things to you, you need to be at this show.ย  Add this to your Google calendar, Yahoo! Calendar, Facebook Events, or whatever you do with Google+ or AOL or MSN or Compuserve or Outlook or whatever youโ€™re using.ย  Tweet about it.ย  Get a car full of idiots and find a non-idiot DD.

Ernie would like to remind you to drink responsibly, tip your bartender, buy some of the various bandsโ€™ merchandise, and to wash your hands before returning to work or play.

Get the flyer below tattooed on someoneโ€™s ass that you see frequently, so you donโ€™t forget.

The Bands:

The Place:

The Details:

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