Just over a year ago, I tried out a blog post asking for your input.Β It totally didn’t work.Β No one tried it.Β So I’m gonna try it myself, and you’re going to hopefully reply this time.Β I think I have a few more regular readers now.Β Here are the rules as I set forth before…
Okay.Β You just found out that youβre secretly related to Oprah, and since she knows youβre a huge music fanβ¦ sheβs letting you put together the concert of all concerts to celebrate.Β Since you have Oprah money, you pretty much have no limit there, but you are limited to bands that are alive and actively together, or that you believe could be reasonably brought back together with a little grea$ing of the wheels.Β Exampleβ¦ youβre probably not going to get Guns Nβ Rosesβ Appetite or (even the Illusions tour) lineup to get on stage togetherβ¦ but you probably could get Steven Tyler & Joe Perry in the same room.
Put together the whole thingβ¦
- The Venue: A small club?Β A stadium or amphitheater?Β Your living room?
- The Run: Is it a one-night-only deal, or is this a 3-day festival?
- The Name: Every killer show has to have a killer title.Β No βw00t-stockβ, please.
- The Bands: Whoβs playing & in what order?Β Bonus points for linking to βem.
- Added Insanity: Want a 20 minute drum solo with Neil Peart & Lars Ulrich?Β Want an unplugged duet with Danzig & Shakira?Β Want GWAR to disembowel you on the stage?Β A guitar battle between Eric Clapton and Slash?Β Want all the bands to do nothing but Black Sabbath covers?Β Canβt hurt to throw the idea out there!
- Micro-Manage: If you really want to get nuts, what do you want to see in each performerβs setlist?Β Either highlights or the whole thing.
Iβll think about mine while you post yours in the comments below, and in a few days or so Iβll revisit the whole idea in another blog post.Β Links to bandsβ websites, videos, and music strongly encouraged!
Got it?Β I’m working under that set of guidelines.
I’d have just 2 sages, going back-to back with maybe 10 minutes in between each set.Β None of this bands playing at the same time crap like I’ve seen at some festivals where 2 of the 5 bands I came to see are playing at the same damn time.
I narrowed it down to 6 days with 10 bands each day.Β I didn’t work out set times… and the order is more random than I’d like.Β Pairing bands can be difficult.Β One one hand similar stuff sometimes pairs well… on the other it sometimes gets boring.
My problem is that I like a lot of bands & they constantly go in & out of rotation.Β I’m always forgetting & adding.Β This list might change if I were to start it all over tomorrow.
I’d like to see all the bands in their current incarnations as per the rules.Β I’ve seen some of them and they’re great live acts… I’d like to see what the others can do live.Β And, of course, if I had Oprah money, I’d put my bands in there too.Β Who wouldn’t?
I’d need 2 equal size stages… something like a parking lot venue where the crowd just turns around.
Iβd call it AiXeLFest 3.0, because it would kind of be like Leonard Part 6.Β No one would have remembered 1 or 2.Β Well, some people would.
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AiXeLFeSt 3.0
Band [ Stage # ] Why?
Day 1
AiXeLsyD [Stage 1] Why not? Youβd put your band on too, if you could, right?
The Legendary Hucklebucks [Stage 2] These guys are ridiculously entertaining. As for the Metallica cover, they played it live once and the crowd went NUTS.
Michale Graves [Stage 1] Dude works hard, writes some good stuff.Β Iβd like to hear some Graves & Gotham Road stuffβ¦ plugged in.
- βCasketβ (Graves)
- βCreo Burnβ (Gotham Road)
- βSaturday Nightβ (Misfits)
Locksley [Stage 2] Killer live band that Iβve had the honor of playing with, and damn nice guys.
Enemy You [Stage 1] I have one of their albums and I need more.Β Itβs ridiculously catchy.
The Nobodys [Stage 2] These guys are hilarious potty mouths, and I bet theyβd be a great show.
BARS [Stage 1] I canβt seem to find much about this band online. Did they even tour? Do they still exist?
Fist Fight in the Parking Lot [Stage 2] Prepare to have your face rocked off.Β You can claim it later at the lost & found.
- βSide Steppinβ Ninjaβ
- βS&Mβ
- βSomething

Willie Nelson and his guitar "Trigger" (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Willie Nelson [Stage 1] One of the coolest concerts Iβve ever seen was Willie Nelson.Β The dude is a natural entertainer & such a great songwriter.
MotΓΆrhead [Stage 2] Have you seen the movie Lemmy?Β Who wouldnβt want this guy to perform?Β They rock harder than most bands can even imagine rocking.
- βAce of Spadesβ
- βSacrificeβ
- βEnter Sandmanβ (Metallica Cover)
- βR.A.M.O.N.E.S.β
Day 2
Secrets Lie Within [Stage 1] These dudes are great friends that AiXeLsyD & Gasoline Dion played many shows with. I dig their sweet sugary sound.
Duncan Redmonds [Stage 2] The man is a genius. So many bands, so many songs.Β His acoustic gigs look great on YouTube.Β I’d like to hear stripped-down stuff from any of them.
I Voted For Kodos [Stage 1] Never had the pleasure of seeing them live.Β They were a ska band, and then they werenβt, I think.Β Ska is generally a fun time, and these dudes wrote some catchy songs.
Steel Panther [Stage 2] Why wouldnβt you want these guys at an almost week-long party?
The Misfits [Stage 1] At least someone is playing the songs.Β Iβd like to get as many of them as possible in one place and see eitherΒ a reconciliation or a brawl.
Reel Big Fish [Stage 2] One of the better bands Iβve seen liveβ¦ theyβre all kinds of crazy & fun.
- βBeerβ
- βEverything Sucksβ
- “Another Day in Paradise” (Phil Collins cover)
Guns ‘n’ Wankers [Stage 1] I love the self-titled CD, itβs absolute genius.Β Both versions.Β Iβd love to see this band live.
Mighty Mighty Bosstones [Stage 2] These guys are high-energy awesomeness live.Β Must be that dude that just dances.
NOFX [Stage 1] Iβd love to see them again.Β They have an insane back-catalog of songs and I like most all of βem.
- βMattersvilleβ
- βWoah on the Woahsβ
- “We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows”

Flogging Molly performing live at Rams Head Live in Baltimore, MD (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Flogging Molly [Stage 2] Ridiculously awesome live show.Β Ridiculously catchy easily accessible songs.Β Ridiculous ability to get the crowd pumped.Β I’d go see them any time I can.
Day 3
Gasoline Dion [Stage 1] Again, if you were doing it & had a band, youβd put yourself on too.Β Or maybe I just have a big rockstar ego.
- βColdβ
- βBitch Pants Operaβ
- βShe Shits in Stereoβ
Screeching Weasel [Stage 2] Theyβre the βhey those arenβt the Ramones?β of my generation.Β I know they donβt play much.Β Iβd make them.
- βCelenaβ
- βCool Kidsβ
- βMy Rightβ
- βI Wanna Be Nakedβ
Ann Beretta [Stage 1] One of my favorite bands.Β There was some kind of split, but Rob & Russ soldiered on to make more killer music.
- βBottlecapsβ
- βLoveβs Easy Tearsβ
- βRussβ Songβ
- βEfforts Wastedβ
800 Octane [Stage 2] Donβt know much about them other than I found them online many years ago & totally dug all their stuff.
Tom Green [Stage 1] Listen to this. This dude is a great rapper, and bound to be wildly entertaining and unpredictable. His Prepare for Impact album is incredible.
Dropkick Murphys [Stage 2] Great live show.Β Catchy songs.Β Celtic.Β What more do you need?
ALL [Stage 1] ALL!Β Oddly, I like ALL better than that other band that theyβre almost all in.
Band of Skulls [Stage 2] I bought this album recently and couldnβt get it out of the CD player.Β I kept letting it play.

The Offspring performing lite in Fortaleza, Brazil, November 15th 2008 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Offspring [Stage 1] Another memorable live show.Β These guys are pros all the way, and quite memorable.Β I saw this tour where they had this “intermission” with bubble machines and inflatable furniture… it was hilarious.
Avenged Sevenfold [Stage 2] I liked this band the instant I heard them on a Hopeless Records comp.Β Then, they blew up.Β Good for them!
Day 4
Sing the Evens, Play the Odds [Stage 1] Fun fact: I named this band. Theyβd do it if I asked nicely. They were a killer live show & great friends.Β I feel like they had another album in them somewhere.
The Bloody Seamen [Stage 2] You need to see this band.Β Everyone needs to see this band.Β What are you waiting for? Go!
The Eyeliners [Stage 1] Beautiful girls playing poppy punk rock songs with mad skills?Β Iβm in. Gel is one of my favorite guitarists!
- βDestroyβ (an appearance by Joan Jett would be killer!)
- βThink of Meβ
- βDo The Zombieβ
Transplants [Stage 2] I liked the first album, and Iβd love to see how they do it live.
Marky Ramone’s Blitzkrieg [Stage 1] This has to be a great show.Β I wanna hear all these Ramones Songs.Β Marky is a space cadet.
- βWhen We Were Angelsβ
- βPet Semataryβ (Ramones)
- βR.A.M.O.N.E.S.β (MotΓΆrhead Cover)
- βBop βTil You Dropβ (Ramones)
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes [Stage 2] Theyβve got to be a great time.Β They were booed at PNC Park once because Yinzers are dumb.Β They need to come back to an appreciative audience.
- βCountry Roadsβ (John Denver cover)
- βOne Tin Soilderβ (Original Caste cover)
- βGoodbye Earlβ (The Dixie Chicks cover)
- “Hello” (Lionel Richie cover)
Poison [Stage 1] Balk or scoff if you want, but Iβve seen them a few times, and theyβre a great light-hearted rock nβ roll show.Β Brett Michaels & CC DeVille are great entertainers.
Beastie Boys [Stage 2] Iβve never seen them live, but Iβd love to.Β They are incredible at defining what they do, and then doing it.
Velvet Revolver [Stage 1] Their records are over-produced, but theyβre a great dirty live rock band.Β I donβt care if itβs Wieland or whoever the new guy will be.
- βSet Me Freeβ
- βSlitherβ
- βNegative Creepβ (Nirvana cover)
- βMr. Brownstoneβ (Guns N’ Roses)

Prince playing at Coachella 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Prince [Stage 2] Absolute genius.Β Incredibly insane.Β Iβd love to see this in action.Β Ever see Purple Rain?Β If he brought out Morris Day & the Time for a few, it would also be incredible.
Day 5
Exclusion Principle|45 min.|1|My favorite local band ever?Β Probably.Β These dudes gigged with AiXeLsyD all the time, and were awesome.Β For Oprah money, I want a recording too.
Bastard Bearded Irishmen [Stage 2] If you live in the burgh, are at all of fan of Celtic stuff, and havenβt seen themβ¦ please kick your own ass now.
- βIn Heaven There Is No Beerβ (Ernst Neubach & Ralph Maria Siegel cover)
- βDrinkem’, Drankem, Drunkem’ β
- βBlack Velvet Bandβ (traditional)
- βFloatβ (Flogging Molly cover)
Dethlehem [Stage 1] If any orcs show up to this gig, these guys will have it covered.Β They also slay eardrums with magical sweeping.
The Unseen [Stage 2] These guys are a great live show.Β Iβm not sure whoβs even in the band any more.Β High energy songs, high energy show.
Omegalord [Stage 1] “Not. Gonna. Die.Β β¦With bullets in my gun!”Β Badass biker metal like MotΓΆrhead meets Black Sabbath, cool live show.Β Oprah money may convince them to reunite.
Nerf Herder [Stage 2] Hilarious songs, great hooks, and goofy premisesβ¦Β I wish this band churned out more albums & toured more.
Tenacious D [Stage 1] These guys are awesome.Β With Dave Grohl on Drums and or additional guitar it would rock that much harder.
Dr. Dre [Stage 2] Musical genius.Β Lyrical genius.Β Production genius. Marketing genius. Hasnβt made kid movies.Β Iβd like to see Ice Cube, Eminem, MC Ren, DJ Yella, & Snoop do some guest spots.
- “Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang”
- “Natural Born Killaz” (Dr. Dre & Ice Cube)
- “Keep Their Heads Ringin'”
- βStraight Outta Comptonβ (N.W.A.)

Slash playing a show with Velvet Revolver (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Slash, Miles Kennedy, & the Conspirators [Stage 1] Slash & Miles Kennedy go well together.Β They ought to keep doing it.Β Slash digs his touring band.Β They ought to keep doing it.Β I need to see this band if/when they come through the ‘Burgh.Β Slash has a great body of songs to pull from.
- βBack & Forth Againβ (Slash’s Snakepit)
- βStarlightβ
- βRocket Queenβ (Guns N’ Roses)
- βGhostβ
Aerosmith [Stage 2] Iβve never seen them, Iβd like to before someone dies or they hate each other forever (again).Β I bet it’s a hell of a show.
- βMama Kinβ
- βWalk This Wayβ
- βBig Ten Inch Recordβ
- βLove in an Elevatorβ
- “Train Kept A-Rollin'” (Tiny Bradshaw cover)
Day 6
Ernie and the Berts [Stage 1] Yup.Β I was in too many bands, and I self-promote way too much.

Peelander-Z playing at the Asian Heritage celebration in New York at LaGuardia Community College (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Peelander-Z [Stage 2] These guys are pretty much inexplicable as a live act.Β Itβs an experience.Β Itβs like youβre on another planet.Β Thereβs so much interaction & participation, it’s hardly like watching a band… it’s like being in one.
The Bloodhound Gang [Stage 1] Such a fun live show.Β Itβs like a dirty dirty potty-humor filledΒ circus.
- βItβs Trickyβ
- βMopeβ
- βUhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tissβ
The Sword [Stage 2] These guys are so heavy, they might cause the stage to collapse.Β These are the coolest riffs youβll get outside of a Sabbath album.
AFI [Stage 1] So many different sounds, and I like them all.Β I caught the very end of their set once at a Warped Tour.Β Iβd like to see a full set.
- “I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won’t Let Me Get One)”
- βTotalimmortalβ
- “Kill Caustic”
- βDays of the Phoenixβ

SNUFF: The Drummer is the main vocals. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Snuff [Stage 2] Such a great band.Β So many albums, so many songs, so many related projects, and I love them all.Β They need to come to the US so I can see them!
Rancid [Stage 1] So catchy, great live band, and all kinds of fun.Β Rancid is a great gateway into ska & punk rock.
Danzig [Stage 2] Badassery abounds from the great tiny one.Β If only Danzig could learn to not take himself so seriously.Β Great live show though!
Green Day [Stage 1] Iβve never seen them live.Β Iβd love to.Β I enjoy many of their albums & have for quite some time. Theyβve become incredibly successful just doing what they do.
- “2,000 Light Years Away”
- “She”
- βF.O.D.β
- βChurch on Sundayβ
Metallica [Stage 2] METALLICA!Β Even without Jason Newsted, and even after a few blah albumsβ¦ Iβd like to see them again.Β Theyβre still THE metal band.
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Son of Sam would be cool too if Davey Havok were to singβ¦ or a Samhain reunion, or even the Teen Idols or The Donnas.Β Then thereβs, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Foo Fighters, Psychostick, Green JellΓΏ, The Aquabats, The Phenomenauts, Head Cat, Sixer, Warp 11, The Distillers, Weird Al, Electric Eel Shock, and so many others..Β I could easily add another day & lots more locals like The Cheats, Undercover Saints, Scratch βn Sniffs, Trash Magnet, Black Casket, maybe even Anti-Flag.Β Maybe we could reunite the Satanic Bat?
I wonder how much money or money to a charity it would take to get Ozzy Osborne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward all to get on stage together?Β Think I could get Dave back into Sum 41?Β Then thereβs Duff McKaganβs Loaded or Izzy Stradlin (& maybe even the Ju Ju Hounds).Β Could I pay enough to bring Bobby Steele and The Undead out of retirement or for Danzig to play with John Christ, Chuck Biscuits, & Eerie Von?Β Maybe a Pinhead Gunpowder or The Network appearance could happen?Β I like the weird/quirky stuff.
I’d like to see all the bands in their current incarnations as per the rules.Β I’ve seen some of them and they’re great live acts… I’d like to see what the others can do live.Β And, of course, if I had Oprah money, I’d put my bands in there too.Β Who wouldn’t?
As far as the “hits”, I tried to include rare stuff or stuff that I’d go just nuts without hearing.
So that’s my list.Β Today.Β Obviously, I find it hard to narrow down.Β Now, make your own!Β You don’t have to get as detailed as me.Β You can list your favorites in the comments below.Β You could post it on your own blog or as a Facebook note & keep it going.
Would you come to my show?
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