I’ve been replaced by machines.


This is actually a pretty cool maze generator from xefer.com:

xefer | Maze Generator

There’s the aptly named MazeGenerator.net:

MazeGenerator.net

Looks like there’s a bunch out there if you search.

✍ Today’s Maze ✍


So, here’s another maze.  Try it.  Send me a photo or scan of it (or any of my other mazes) completed and I’ll post it!  (Or post it in the comments here if you’re tech savvy.)  That’s world.and.lunar.domination@gmail.com.

2012-01-20_Maze

2012/01/20 Maze

This is a big one.  I tried to keep the lines close together, and I think there may only be one way through this one.  (Sometimes, I leave 2 or 3 ways through.)

⓸ Mazes


Some more mazes.  Goin’ crazy with them lately.  You can print, solve & send the solutions you know.  You should be able to get through all of them.

➠ Yet Another Maze ➠


Here’s another one.  Try it.  You might like it.  I’ve made/posted a bunch lately.  Post the solution in the comments if you’re someone who digs mazes.

➠ Yet Another Maze. ➠

➠ Yet Another Maze. ➠

Start → Finish


I’m apparently on a roll with mazes lately.  Here’s another.  You know the drill.  Print, finish, & photograph or scan it to get it back to me, or use a photo editor.  Leave your solution on the comments or drop me an email or Facebook message.  Or, just ignore it, and move along to me more amusing blog posts.

Start → Finish

Start → Finish

In a maze mood, I guess.


I drew another one.  I felt like it for some reason.  Nothing like a new pen & a small drawing tablet for inspiration, I guess.  At any rate, if so inclined… print this, finish it, scan it or take a photo, and post it in the comments.  (Or attempt it in Paint, paint.NET, Gimp, Photoshop, or whatever.)

2012-01-14 MAZE

Don’t be afraid. I think this one should be pretty easy.

✍️ EDIT!  SHAMELESS PLUG! ✍️

This is the most consistently visited page on my blog, and I’d love to know where the traffic is coming from!  Can you leave a comment?  Also, in addition to all of my mazes here, I have some on Pinterest, and you can now buy my first book: So I Finally Made a Maze Book.

I humbly ask that if you have enjoyed my mazes over the years or are just landing here now, you buy one for $6 in paperback, or $3 on Kindle if you’re interested or can afford it.  I’d appreciate a review on Amazon and GoodReads!

I also have some fancy swag at TeePublic and RedBubble!

I hope to make some more books & merch soon.  Thanks for reading!

AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion Mazes


I’ve obviously been in a maze mood lately.  I found some old AiXeLsyD & Gasoline Dion themed mazes.  At the request of a friend, I also made some AiXeLsyD & Gasoline Dion music available for download.

Help AiXeLsyD get to the American Music Café!

Help AiXeLsyD get to the American Music Café!

Download AiXeLsyD Vol. 1-3!

Help Gasoline Dion get to the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern!

Help Gasoline Dion get to the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern!

Download Gasoline Dion’s Loading Noise!

I’m going to have to make up an Ernie and the Berts maze!  At any rate, print these out, and try to solve them while jamming to my extinct musical projects, and send me a photo or scan of the completed maze!

The downloads are zip files.  If you don’t know how to unzip files, learn.  Also, check out my other mazes if you liked these ones.

I felt like drawing a maze.


Here’s another maze.  I don’t always get a response to these, but I do like to draw ’em.  Maybe someday someone will print, attempt, then send me a photo or scan of said attempt/solution.  I made this one pretty easy.  There should be a few ways through.

I drew a more difficult one the other night, but sadly the paper is too big for my scanner, and I went all the way to the edge.  I’ll have to get it scanned elsewhere.

At any rate, if so inclined, print & finish (or use a photo editor) and post the result!

Maze 01/13/2012

Click for the full size...

Post your solution in the comments!

I find search terms rather amusing.


I know I’m odd, but there are some real weirdos out there.  What is wrong with you people?  Check out these search terms that have landed people here at my humble little corner of the internet:

Search Terms for 7 days ending 2011-12-20 (Summarized)

7 Days | 30 Days | Quarter | Year | All time

2011-12-13 to Today

Search Views
lorisandra72@yahoo.com (Scammer!) 9
maze 6
batman joker 5
peter steele 4
goofy 4
difficult mazes 3
how to wash your hands sign (Apparently some of you still need this, at least you have Google.) 3
mcdonalds offer letter 3
amish beard cutting attacks cnn mugshots (lol.)
3
complicated maze w/ traps 3
john simson hearing impaired (Scammer!)
3
mazes 3
batman 66 cast 3
us.rop.mcd.com 3
gremlins 3
batman logo guitar six flags (I’d love some help here people!) 3
movies from my childhood 3
гитара (What?  Oh – “Guitar.”) 3
thomas lloyd 2
star wars death star in firing range 2
fart in math (popular!)
2
peter steel 2
amish beard cutting post gazette(lol.)
2
cartoon mouse trap dynamite 2
kai kennedy locksley 2
nutley brass ramones 2
world and lunar (Someone looking for me?) 2
debbieswill@gmail.com 2
star wars logo saber 2
lg arena standing/seating plan 2
ella.jones@us.mcd.com 2
#1 washing your hands is the #1 important thing in history 2
kmartfeedback.com (try the “http://” at the beginning, or read this.) 2
flow chart buy more guitars (yup.)
2
weird guitars (yup.) 2
subaru vs batman (Batman fighting a car? When did I blog about that?) 2
the old batman movies 2
incessant (Who, me?) 2
nude mrs claus (Still don’t blog nudes.) 2
ewok zombie (Click here.) 2
help@customerservice.kmart.com 2
war games joshua 2
paul smith food scam (Bastards are out there…) 2
snooky hats ke a tobogin 2
meatloaf topping 2
“clean water action” pittsburgh sucks (Yup.) 2
washing signs tie 2
star wars christmas death star it’s a trap 2
carrie janota panera (Searching for yourself?) 2
panera vs bostone market (Panera still hasn’t replied.) 2
dave highfield, penn state blue band 2
google southeast asia disbursement center 2
scott kausky mcdonalds email canonsburg (Searching for yourself?) 2
80’s movies 2
remove sprint short codes 2
drunken santa 2
googlegiveawayteam 2
gizmo gremlins 2
c-3p0 data 2
“erin faulk” (Searching for yourself?) 2
fart math (popular!)
2
ort danzig 1661 (What?) 2
difficult maze 2
universal monsters scenario 2
list of van halen songs with intros 2
leonard part 6 cast 2
pizza mazes 1
lourem 1
causes of allergens poster 1
sally wiggin mark madden (Was this an image search? Sally rules.) 1
pizzahut maze (Those bastards never wrote back either!) 1
shirt azrael rising 1
crystal skull vodka 1
please wash and dry your hands sign 1
nudes as santa claus 1
fart volume equation (popular!)
1
fart and math (popular!)
1
woolie cap 1
how to unblock shortcode texting with sprint 1
3472 × 2604 – yeah, you know the ones—-they’re skate shoes or in my book: poser shoes.  (You actually searched all of that?  Why?  What did it bring you to?) 1
reason why to stop playing guitar 1
passive aggressive notes marney thanksgiving 1
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arthur suydam samhain 1
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the misfits glenn danzig 1
gremlins cast 1
wash your hands guide signs 1
ticket #: 899-633/uk-11-001 with cgp # as/my/0010/011 drew lucky #: 9012-2449-4041(17) 1
watch cap wiki 1
lightsaber cheese cutter (Is there one out there?  I want one!) 1
the fish sendwith from mcdonald is bad 1
jelly wars domination (Um…) 1
santa bartender 1
dog domination (Um…) 1
wanted cheese ball 1
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amish ohio 1
feedback training@us.mcd.com 1
с днём рождения бэтмен (That’s “Batman Birthday” according to Google Translate.) 1
scott bergren email id (Searching for yourself?) 1
zakk wylde meme 1
batman guitar pick 1
satan vs santa 1
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the evolution of batman 1
underwears through history (Why did this bring someone to my blog?) 1
mrs moon nudes 1
googlegiveawayteam.asia@shqiptar.eu 1
goonies fat kid 1
lunor jonny depp 1
kyle dine (Kyle rocks! Check out www.kyledine.com!) 1
satan in santa hat 1
izzy stradlin wears a hemet (Are you asking?) 1
hand washing procedures poster 1
excuse me i eating (& Googling.) 1
fender g ii e 1
4coloring.wordpress.com 1
googlegiveawayteam.asia 1
mr paul smith food order spam 1
employees must wash hands sign free 1
crazy discount double check meme 1
kuhns on banksville road (A dirty dirty store.) 1
“local celebrity” “has food allergies” 1
tim bendig (Searching for yourself?) 1
andy biersack batman tattoo 1
john maher state rep conservative 1
allergen warning signs 1
9230 shortcode texting 1
boba fett dragon 1
stop hand washing signs california (Wait, don’t wash your hands?) 1
scrotum domination (WTF? How would this bring someone here?) 1
cars parking lots google earth 1
giant eagle marketplace signs 1
ihop gluten free 1
1051 error message sprint 1
funny math equations (popular!) 1
lori sandra baker (Dirty scammer) 1
doyle von frankenstein and jerry only 1
batman foods 1
foxtrot thermostat comic 1
world.and.lunar.domination (That’s me.) 1
death star cheeseball 1
google uk office 13th giveaway sweeptakes 1
asian retching picture (WTF?) 1
elf in someones ass (WTF?) 1
you tube musicmustard pigs rock punk (What?) 1
sprint short codes 1
google asia give-away lotto 1
chinese new year proclamation governor rendell 1
batman else worlds 1
fart equation (popular!)
1
didn’t panera used to put mustard on the smoked turkey  (Yes, until they decided it was bad for you.) 1
funny guitars (That’s me.) 1
sprint msg 1051 1
luci butler trans siberian orchestra 1
message failed. shortcode may have expired or shortcode texting may be blocked on your account. msg 1051 1
star wars holiday special easter egg 1
message failed. shortcode may have expired or shortcode texting may be blocked on your account. 1
vincents park pizza verses vincents greentree (Almost as hot as the Aiello’s vs. Mineo’s debate.  I still need to blog about part 2…) 1
sonic allergen info 1
warwick davis the phantom menace 1
star wars movie night 1
gizmo being sad 1
death star cheese ball 1
ramones vs danzig 1
wendy’s on west liberty 1
gitarre bb stone (Did you find it?  Why no comments? 1
guitar world top 100 guitar solos 1
“na.ko.com” “dear mr” 1
allow me to apologize 1
chik a fil a polite(The employees maybe.)
1
lorisandra 72@yahoo.com 1
places that ship provel cheese 1
at help@customerservice.kmart.com 1
coal black poop 1
c3po dj 1
michale graves vs jerry only 1
luci butler trans-siberian orchestra 1
help@customerservice kmart.com 1
roger tullgren 1
lunar pawn 1
recipe decadent scalloped potatoes (Did you try/like them?) 1
gremlins gizmo film still 1
hello my name is john simson 1
hetfield santa 1
taco bell allergy warning 1
letter from mcdonalds 1
dingleberry man in the middle attack (What?) 1
star wars blu ray easter eggs not working 1
dan kish panera chef (Searching for yourself?) 1
tossel cap with pom pom 1
lit cigarette guitar (Did you find it?) 1
monster squad stream through netflix 1
the batman and joker part 1 movie pics 1
eagle instruments 1
scallop potatoes recipes “corn starch” 1
yuengling lager sauce (Bring it back!) 1
is long john silvers okay to eat if you have a peanut allergy 1
domination puss (Ew!) 1
meatloaf with cheese and ketchup 1
cooks.com hot dogs in beer 1
noreply@fritolay.com 1
people upstairs doing (…doing what?) 1
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arby’s bronco berry sauce 1
guitar girls thumbs (Is this a “tye 3 random words into Google” game?) 1
police officer james burke 1
dead lobster 1
functionless art 1
dhl domination 1
snookie cap 1
sonic menu allergy 1
dormont chief of police 1
black n white disney goofy tattoos 1
functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism. we are the vandals. 1
f__k. telina mcdowell north van slut (I have no idea what in this string of incoherence would have brought you here.) 1
how to unblock shortcode texting 1
chord avenged lips of deceit 1
6 flags batman guitar (Hello? You guitar people need to leave comments.) 1
purple hand ernie (Huh?) 1
shamrock murphys 1
yoda you will be 1
santa playing guitar 1
google asia give away team 1
why gavin thorn is an ewok (Who is Gavin Thorn, and why is he an ewok?) 1
free mazes to print (Please, send me some completed ones!) 1
dropkick murphys fenway skeleton party t shirt 1
how do they make hot dogs at arenas 1
kuala lumpur,malaysia. office of the lottery funds 1
pizza images 1
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korean girl with guitar (Very specific tastes?) 1
dewey decible flipout guitar (Why are you guitar searchers not leaving comments?  Let’s talk about these things!) 1
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square guitar (Why are you guitar searchers not leaving comments?  Ask me about ’em!  Show me yours!) 1
what does msg 1051 1
what is the equation of fart (What is the meaning of life?) 1
santa asshole (Someone’s on the naughty list.) 1
little girl butt showing (I can assure you, none of that here.) 1
http://www.the trans siberian orchesrta.com 1
what was “the dumbest idea ever” ? 1
snooki ski hat 1
new wendy’s west liberty 1
sprint message 1051 1
sock monkey beanie hats 1
phantom pooper letter lamebook 1
afaa.org archive 1
where can i buy the eric clapton t shirt in adventureland 1
star wars holiday special” “cartoon pictures” 1
dingleberry cartoon (I’m afraid to Google this…) 1
electric roaster dressing recipe (Did you try mine in the crock pot?) 1
panera galleria mt lebanon general manager 1
cristmasstory 1
whats the common history of snyders of berlin and snyders of hanover (Denial.) 1
kmart in snail ville 1
“the explorers” commodore 64 1
rare vandals song 3:24 1
65.55.92.184 does not like recipient 1
buy more guitars flow chart 1
data vs c3po 1
batman guitar 1
dentist gas domination (Seriously.  WTF?) 1
usa dupont com 1
does w g grinders have a gluten free menu 1
Unknown search terms 51

Please, if you found what you were looking for, leave a comment.  If you didn’t…  You can comment on that too.  Let’s interact.

With the email addresses… think it’s people Googling themselves, or people entering an email address into a search bar thinking they’re sending an email?

So, how do I make money at this art thing?


I’m a lazy artist.  I always have been.  I generally make art for fun, and give it away.  I made a ton of cool stuff in art class in high school and even in my time at WCCC, now I only have a fraction of it.  I’ve never had an interest in making money from any of it, perhaps because I felt it wasn’t perfect or even “good enough” to sell.  Perhaps it was because I’d feel “dirty” making money from art.  I’m also lazy in that I have a lot of ideas that don’t make it to fruition.  (You should see the AiXeLsyD and Gasoline Dion “almost” song piles… and that Yup-punk band idea…)

I also went through a phase of drawing a bunch of comic book stuff… and it was always my understanding that Marvel didn’t want me selling my Wolverine art, and DC didn’t want me to sell my Batman art.  Somehow the Airbrush guy at the mall makes money on pretty much any popular character out there.  (Exactly who’s buying white T-shirts with airbrushed Mickey Mouse and Garfield on them at a mall kiosk in 2011 is a subject of another blog.)  Is that guy bootlegging?  Is he paying royalty fees?

With the advent of sites like Etsy (and more so Regretsy), I can see now that my art is certainly acceptable for sale.  I’d like to think it’s a few grades above what’s considered acceptable for sale.  The question remains on copyrights though… I see all kinds of people selling Superman, Batman and Spider-Man stuff with images clearly ripped from elsewhere.  Not that I want to sell comic book-art, but I never know what mood will strike me.  My flyer art is mainly bastardization of existing images… so I’m sure I can’t sell any of that kind of stuff.  Again, I think I’m veering toward the subject matter of an entirely different blog.  Back to the insanity at hand…

I’ve been drawing mazes for what seems like forever.  I started them when I was a kid & was in the hospital for a while.  I remember my pediatrician saying I ought to look into getting them published.  I obviously never have.  I have through twitter found another cat on the internet who draws mazes… he sells them online & at art shows and has used LuLu to publish some books.  Is that a good avenue to explore?

I have an idea for what I think would be an amusing photo book… but how does one go into execution of such an idea?  Do I even have time for something like this?

Would I use something like deviantART to set up shop?  How do I get prints made from original artwork?  Should I settle for a Cafe Press or Zazzle store?  Ha ha.  I’d like to put photography in the mix too, eventually.  Every once in a while I capture some stuff that would look great on someone’s wall.  How do I sell the stuff online without the seller site making most of the money, or without breaking the bank in setting up a site & paying any maintenance fees while not selling anything… therefore eventually losing money?

People have also told me that I ought to get paid to write.  I must confess, I would most likely be an editor’s nightmare.  I jump tenses like hopscotch, and my grammar & typing can be quite poor… even though I can differentiate between you’re and your and the apparently difficult they’re/there/their.  (Is it just me, or do they all sound totally different if you’re pronouncing them correctly?)  If you would like to pay me to write, I will certainly take your money.

I don’t think I do well with deadlines or commissions though.  I don’t work well with others’ ideas.  I’d like to make my own mazes, drawings, paintings, photos, etc. at my own pace.  Although, I aim to be productive with art, & maybe buy some more camera accessories, or a new amp, guitar, or some other new goofy instrument or piece of equipment.  (Because I apparently can’t make any money as a musician unless I join/form a human jukebox band – and let’s face it; I’m a poor guitarist.  Ha ha.)

As you can see, I’m all over the place.  I need focus/direction.  I guess I’m just looking for advice beyond the “you should publish a book” or “you should sell your photos” or the “you should write for someone” point.  I get that, and accept that… but how?  I’m looking for specifics here.  I’d like to hear “I use such & such & it’s fantastic, and works like…” and not “I think my cousin’s uncle’s mother’s neighbor uses blah blah blah, …I think.”  Are you an artist?  How do you sell your work?  Hit me with your wisdom!