Check out this sweet post (& the rest of the blog) from Guitar WTF?: I Miss My Corner Guitar Store « Guitar WTF.

A sample:

…At first I was mad, but then I though it would be more fun to get even.  Yeah, I know, its immature.

How To Be Annoying At The Guitar Store

• When a sales person is talking to another customer listen in.  After everything they say you say, “that’s what you think”.
• Ask the sales person for a pick,  immediately put it in your pocket and leave the store.

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