So, a while back I made some things, and I don’t know if they were calzones or stromboli because no one can seem to fully agree on the definitions of either. Yes, I know definitions exist, but restaurants are all over out here calling them the wrong thing and people will confidently give you their contradicting hyper-regional opinions as gospel. Maybe it’s a turnover? I like alliteration, so Pizza Pocket it is.

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The first ones I made were not pretty. They were more half-moon shaped, one was not sealed well. They were delicious, but not awesome. I used pizza dough balls from Aldi and I did not do a great job stretching it.

This time I made some for lunch, and they looked pretty good. I put fillings in to order for each of us, and put our initials on top so they didn’t get mixed up. I got a resounding seal of approval on these, so I’m putting it here to make it again.

Here’s what I used:

• Giant Eagle pizza dough pop-tube
• Jarred pizza sauce
• Shredded Italian blend cheese
• Shredded Mozzarella cheese
• Parmesan cheese (the powdery shake kind)
• 2 eggs
• ½ stick butter
• “Toppings:” (Fillings?)
  • canned mushroom stems & pieces
  • canned black olive slices
  • jarred roasted red peppers
  • diced ham
  • mini pepperoni
• Spices:
  • garlic powder
  • onion powder
  • paprika
  • Italian blend
  • parsley
  • Dash table blend

Here’s how I made them:

1. Preheat the oven to 400° (Or if you’re weird like me, preheat it to 425° then crank it down to 400° after you put the food in.)
2. Put down some parchment paper on a large baking sheet because washing dishes sucks.
3. Put any wet toppings like the mushrooms, olives, & red pepper on a paper towel or two do drain & dry off a bit.
4. Melt the butter in a microwavable bowl, add in spices to taste.
5. Crack the eggs into another bowl, whisk (or fork), and add spices again.
6. Pop open the scary dough tubes with a spoon, roll them out, and cut them in half the short way.
7. Put down the Italian cheese blend on half of the half. I didn’t measure, but I did use the whole bag. Leave room on the edges so you can seal the dough.
8. Spoon on a very little bit of the pizza sauce.
9. Add your preferred toppings, keeping track of who gets what. I took ’em all!
10. Sprinkle some parmesan cheese.
11. Top with a little bit of Mozzarella.
12. Hit the edges with some egg wash.
13. Fold over the dough to make a nice rectangle, and use a fork to crimp the 3 “open” edges.
14. Brush the egg wash on top, then brush the melted butter on top of that.
15. Add extra spices on top if you think it needs it, and go for more parmesan too.
16. Cut slits in the top shaped like everyone’s initials so you know whose is whose.
17. Pop that in the oven at 400° for 20 minutes and you get what I got in the picture.

Suggestions/Substitutions/Advice:

• I measure with my heart. You should too. Trust your judgement. Season until your ancestors tell you to stop.
• It’s also fun to make mountain pies (if you have a campfire going) or pizza grilled cheese.
• You could get fancy and do all kinds of stuff like green peppers, pepperoncini, sausage, onion, Ricotta, anchovies, spinach, basil, whatever.
• Of course use whatever dough or cheese fits your fancy, fits your budget, or is simply what’s available.
• You can skip the pizza sauce. I also wouldn’t overdo it… you want vents up top to let steam out so it doesn’t stay too wet.

So, do you make something similar? I am way too impatient to make dough, and I seem to even be too impatient to stretch a dough ball properly. These rolled canned tube things were perfect.

Hit me up on the comments or social media replies with some conversation:

• What would your toppings of choice be?
• Is this a Calzone, Stromboli, turnover, or what?
• What would you do different?

Regardless, when making a pizza, calzone, stromboli, you gotta listen to my Punk Rock Pizza Party playlist. Oh and, hey… Did you try and make a meatball club yet? You don’t have to do stuff the same boring way as everyone else. If you did make one, you should get a T-shirt (or at least a button).

I will continue to make weird stuff, and leave pizza to the experts. You could wear this T-shirt while you make pizza 0r eat pizza.