This is just a link to the one at Awkward Family Photos. You have to read this if you know anyone that’s over-organized and just a little out of touch with reality. AFP is a really entertaining site, too!
It’s genius, I tell you:
This is just an excerpt…
Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything.
Genius.
World (and Lunar) Domination 